Thomas Cocuzza
Founding Partner — Wells Tech Advisors
Father husband coach sports fan technology nerd single hyperdontia survivor snarkologist poker chess people watcher
Quote of the dayRotates 00:00 ET
A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan next week.George S. PattonAll quotes
Mood
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Update: Sep 16, early afternoon
Low 3.8 · 1982High 8.6 · 2002See Tom's historical mood ↗Elsewhere4
Career highlights9
Business, family, coaching…
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- Founding PartnerWells Tech AdvisorsCurrent
- Practice LeadReal ChemistryPrior
- Managing DirectorW2O GroupPrior
- VP, DevOpsSentient InteractivePrior
- ManagerMendham AAA BulldogsPrior
- ManagerMendham AAA White SoxPrior
- Head CoachPrinceton Sprint FootballPrior
- Offensive CoordinatorKean UniversityPrior
- Tight End CoachMontclair State UniversityPrior
Supporting7
- BrewersMLB
- West HamEPL
- Real BetisLaLiga
- AtalantaSerie A
- ProvidenceNCAA
- Ohio StateNCAA
- PatriotsNFL
Binge box11
What's on now, and what just finished.
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Current5
- Best Medicine6.2
- The Gentlemen
- Why Women Kill
- Ted Lasso12th
- Mad Men19th
Recent6
- Virgin River3.7
- Love is Blind UK4.8
- Love Island UK6.1
- Love Island US4.4
- Love is Blind US3.8
- Formula 1: Drive to Survive7.2
Listening6
Bands in rotation, and the playlists.
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Bands5
- Jimmy Buffett
- Kygo
- Pink Floyd
- The Police
- Avicii
Playlists1
RestaurantsLast 10 · rated 1–10
Ratings are relative to the establishment type.
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- Scarborough Fair8.4Really good. Every time.
- Spring Lake Tap House7.2Good local spot.
- The Django8.4Great jazz club, ambiance, service.
- Bottino8.0Good food but place was empty.
- Sinner's Seafood & Steakhouse8.3Great steaks and seafood — and a show (the people watching).
- Patio Bar7.0Fun place with a view.
- The Shrimp Box8.1Love this place. Views. Drinks. Food.
- Martell's Tiki Bar7.6Summer Mondays are great if you are young(er than I) and don't work on Monday or Tuesday.
- Shipwreck Grill8.9Everything was amazing.
- Whispers7.6Good food. "Quiet" atmosphere.
Where he eats22 visits · top 5
breakfast
Nothing yet.
lunch1
- 1Martell's Tiki Bar1
dinner8
- 1Olea4
- 2Coastal Canteen1
- 3Charlie's of Bay Head1
- 4Scarborough Fair1
- 5Spring Lake Tap House1
drinks4
- 1The Django1
- 2Patio Bar1
- 3Maree1
- 4Watermark1
Shelf16
List all 16 books
- Super System — Doyle Brunson
- Den of Thieves — James B. Stewart
- True Greed — Hope Lampert
- Swing Your Sword — Mike Leach
- The C Programming Language — Brian W. Kernighan and Dennis M. Ritchie
- Historical Baseball Abstract — Bill James
- The Godfather — Mario Puzo
- Knight: My Story — Bob Knight
- Where the Sidewalk Ends — Shel Silverstein
- Baseball and Billions — Andrew Zimbalist
- Ball Four — Jim Bouton
- The Art of Computer Programming (3 volumes) — Donald E. Knuth
- The No Asshole Rule — Robert I. Sutton
- The Fourth K — Mario Puzo
- Atlas Shrugged — Ayn Rand
- Who Killed the Constitution? — Thomas E. Woods Jr. and Kevin R. C. Gutzman
Current3
- The Lean Product PlaybookDan Olsen
- A Pirate Looks at FiftyJimmy Buffett
- The Modernized Bird's OpeningRaven Sturt
Recent3
- The DevOps HandbookGene Kim
- Promises BrokenBeth Cocuzza
- If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Happy?Raj Raghunathan
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Personal
[first initial + last name] @ gmail.com
Filtered aggressively. The subject line is what decides whether this is ever seen — write one I'd believe and want to open.
Work
[first initial + last name] @ wellstechadvisors.com
Same filter, same rule. A vague subject is a deleted subject.
Phone · Jersey numbers, in order
- AreaTed WilliamsJohn Hannah
- PrefixJohn ElwayJared Allen
- LineBuddy BellSteve BartkowskiRyan Braun
Unknown numbers are never answered and robo calls are blocked. Leave a message or text. Texts should be clear how you know me. Cold texts are blocked.
Predictions1 open
It makes me sad to say, but the Brewers will not even make it to the NL Championship series in 2026
Called Sep 16, 2026