Thomas Cocuzza
Founding Partner — Wells Tech Advisors
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Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values. If a man values productive work, his happiness is the measure of his success in the service of his life.Ayn RandAll quotes
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Career highlights9
Business, family, coaching…
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- Founding PartnerWells Tech AdvisorsCurrent
- Practice LeadReal ChemistryPrior
- Managing DirectorW2O GroupPrior
- VP, DevOpsSentient InteractivePrior
- ManagerMendham AAA BulldogsPrior
- ManagerMendham AAA White SoxPrior
- Head CoachPrinceton Sprint FootballPrior
- Offensive CoordinatorKean UniversityPrior
- Tight End CoachMontclair State UniversityPrior
Supporting7
- BrewersMLB
- West HamEPL
- Real BetisLaLiga
- AtalantaSerie A
- ProvidenceNCAA
- Ohio StateNCAA
- PatriotsNFL
Binge box11
What's on now, and what just finished.
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Current5
- Best Medicine6.2
- The Gentlemen
- Why Women Kill
- Ted Lasso12th
- Mad Men19th
Recent6
- Virgin River3.7
- Love is Blind UK4.8
- Love Island UK6.1
- Love Island US4.4
- Love is Blind US3.8
- Formula 1: Drive to Survive7.2
Listening6
Bands in rotation, and the playlists.
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Bands5
- Jimmy Buffett
- Kygo
- Pink Floyd
- The Police
- Avicii
Playlists1
RestaurantsLast 10 · rated 1–10
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- Faherty Sun & Waves8.0Upbeat, quick lunch with a good vibe, albeit expensive.
- The Capital Grille8.8Always a great steak and service.
- Ruby's on Summit7.1Fun college bar.
- Ethyl & Tank7.2Fun crowded college bar.
- Rogue Island Local Kitchen & Bar8.4Perfect for a boozy weekend breakfast.
- Maria's Cucina8.8Amazing food. Friendly staff.
- Old Irish Social Club7.4College bar.
- Spring Lake Tap House7.1convenient. good pizza.
- Tommy's Tavern7.9lots of different food, great drinks
- Spring Lake Seafood8.7consistently great seafood
Where he eats50 visits · top 5
breakfast2
- 1Rogue Island Local Kitchen & Bar1
- 2St. Stephen's Green Publick House1
lunch2
- 1Faherty Sun & Waves1
- 2Martell's Tiki Bar1
dinner17
- 1Olea6
- 2Harrigan's4
- 3Coastal Canteen3
- 4Tommy's Tavern2
- 5Spring Lake Tap House2
drinks9
- 1Maree3
- 2Birds And Bevvies2
- 3Old Irish Social Club2
- 4Ethyl & Tank1
- 5Ruby's on Summit1
Shelf16
List all 16 books
- Super System — Doyle Brunson
- Den of Thieves — James B. Stewart
- True Greed — Hope Lampert
- Swing Your Sword — Mike Leach
- The C Programming Language — Brian W. Kernighan and Dennis M. Ritchie
- Historical Baseball Abstract — Bill James
- The Godfather — Mario Puzo
- Knight: My Story — Bob Knight
- Where the Sidewalk Ends — Shel Silverstein
- Baseball and Billions — Andrew Zimbalist
- Ball Four — Jim Bouton
- The Art of Computer Programming (3 volumes) — Donald E. Knuth
- The No Asshole Rule — Robert I. Sutton
- The Fourth K — Mario Puzo
- Atlas Shrugged — Ayn Rand
- Who Killed the Constitution? — Thomas E. Woods Jr. and Kevin R. C. Gutzman
Current3
- The Lean Product PlaybookDan Olsen
- A Pirate Looks at FiftyJimmy Buffett
- The Modernized Bird's OpeningRaven Sturt
Recent3
- The DevOps HandbookGene Kim
- Promises BrokenBeth Cocuzza
- If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Happy?Raj Raghunathan
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[first initial + last name] @ wellstechadvisors.com
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