Tom's at a 7.1Rare conditions. Proceed.

Thomas Cocuzza

Founding Partner — Wells Tech Advisors

Father husband coach sports fan technology nerd single hyperdontia survivor snarkologist poker chess people watcher

Cartoon portrait of Thomas Cocuzza

Quote of the dayRotates 00:00 ET

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Albert Einstein

Mood

7.1

content (good)motivated (good)Arthur Smith (bad)

Update: Sep 14, morning

Elsewhere4

linkedin / thomascocuzzainstagram / tcocuzzax / thomascocuzzawellstechadvisors.com

Career highlights9

  • Founding PartnerWells Tech AdvisorsCurrent
  • Practice LeadReal ChemistryPrior
  • Managing DirectorW2O GroupPrior
  • VP, DevOpsSentient InteractivePrior
  • ManagerMendham AAA BulldogsPrior
  • ManagerMendham AAA White SoxPrior
  • Head CoachPrinceton Sprint FootballPrior
  • Offensive CoordinatorKean UniversityPrior
  • Tight End CoachMontclair State UniversityPrior

Supporting7

  • BrewersMLB
  • West HamEPL
  • Real BetisLaLiga
  • AtalantaSerie A
  • ProvidenceNCAA
  • Ohio StateNCAA
  • PatriotsNFL

Binge box9

Current4

  • The Gentlemen
  • Why Women Kill
  • Ted Lasso12th
  • Mad Men19th

Recent5

  • Love is Blind UK
  • Love Island UK
  • Love Island US
  • Love is Blind US
  • Formula 1: Drive to Survive

Listening6

Bands5

  • Jimmy Buffett
  • Kygo
  • Pink Floyd
  • The Police
  • Avicii

Playlists1

RestaurantsLast 10 · rated 1–10

Ratings are relative to the establishment type.

Shelf16

A shelf of Thomas Cocuzza's books, spines facing out
  • Super System
  • Den of Thieves
  • True Greed
  • Swing Your Sword
  • The C Programming Language
  • Historical Baseball Abstract
  • The Godfather
  • Knight: My Story
  • Where the Sidewalk Ends
  • Baseball and Billions
  • Ball Four
  • The Art of Computer Programming (3 volumes)
  • The No Asshole Rule
  • The Fourth K
  • Atlas Shrugged
  • Who Killed the Constitution?

Current2

  • A Pirate Looks at FiftyJimmy Buffett
  • The Modernized Bird's OpeningRaven Sturt

Recent2

  • Promises BrokenBeth Cocuzza
  • If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Happy?Raj Raghunathan

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Personal

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Work

[first initial + last name] @ wellstechadvisors.com

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Phone · Jersey numbers, in order

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